20 reasons to have sex with a man vs 20 reasons not to call the man back

20 reasons to have sex with a man

1/ The guy is begging you. You're doing him a favour. You're a nice girl. You're proud of yourself for helping a friend/a random guy in bar
2/ The man in question bought you a drink. You owe it to him. Same level, obviously.
3/ The man in question swears he'd be the worse sex you'd ever have (you like challenges and want to prove him wrong)
4/ You're drunk
5/ Sex helps you sleep better
6/ You're supersticious and have slept with 12men so far (13 is your lucky number)
7/ You have eaten too much and need to burn calories
8/ Sex helps you improve your pee control
9/ You're bored
10/ Your friends need entertainement. And you're an empathic and generous friend.
11/ You just bought new lingerie but don't have anyone to show it to
12/ You're shaved and you need to make this profitable
13/ Someone challenged you
14/ The guy was insisting, you wanted to sleep
15/ The guy says he is famous
16/ You were horny, feeling hot and amazing
17/ The guy was a good dancer
18/ The guy had an attractive face
19/ You read somewhere that sex decreases aging
20/ Getting laid regularly makes people look cool

20 reasons not to call the man back

1/ The guy is begging you. You feel sorry for him. You're an easy girl and he thinks so too
2/ The man in question bought you a drink but kisses you on the cheek the day after. Not the same level, obviously
3/ The man in question swears he'd be the worse sex you'd ever have (you wanna prove him wrong but he was actually right)
4/ You were drunk the night before and look like shit the day after
5/ Sex helps you sleep better but the man in question kicked you out of his appartment before any of his flatmates can see you. You're tired. You're anoyed. You hate him.
6/ You're supersticious and have slept with 13men now and realize that 13 is a "bad luck" number. Next
7/ You have eaten too much and had to vomit before doing it
8/ Sex helps you improve your pee control. You tell the guy, thinking you can be funny. The guy tells you he wants a golden shower thinking you're gonna do it.
9/ You were bored. It was boring.
10/ Your friends are not enternained with your same old stories. It's official, tomorow you're becoming a lesbian.
11/ You just bought new lingerie, don't have anyone to show it to but forgot that not only you are not wearing it this night, but you are actually wearing your "i have my period panties" without the period detail
12/ You're shaved but the guy hasn't given the same treatment to his back
13/ Someone challenged you but you had not much choice and ended picking the tackiest guy ever
14/ The guy was insisting, you wanted to sleep. And then couldn't sleep anymore
15/ The guy was not famous
16/ You were horny, feeling hot and amazing. You are hangover, dirty, smelly and ugly
17/ The guy was a bad kisser
18/ The guy didn't have an attractive p.....(censured)
19/ You read smewhere that sex decreases aging. But today is your birthday so fuck it and fuck him
20/ Getting laid regularly makes a guy look cool, and makes a girl a slut